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How To Take Off A Bra
Under the T-shirt
“Patience and several manoeuvres are needed to succeed with this. First, unhook the main fastening. Next, pull one strap down through the sleeve of her top and get her to slip her arm through. Repeat on the other side. Whip it from under her top and bask in the fact you’re a pro!”
Quick release 
“Contrary to popular opinion, sometimes we want you to get straight to it. When she’s thrusting her boobs in your face, you know it’s one of those times. Get the bra off by whatever means possible!”
Or just leave it to us… 
“If all else fails, we’re cool with this. Just don’t stand there gormlessly while we do it. Make sure you at least flash us a sexy look as we strip in front of you!”

How To Take Off A Bra

Under the T-shirt
“Patience and several manoeuvres are needed to succeed with this. First, unhook the main fastening. Next, pull one strap down through the sleeve of her top and get her to slip her arm through. Repeat on the other side. Whip it from under her top and bask in the fact you’re a pro!”

Quick release
“Contrary to popular opinion, sometimes we want you to get straight to it. When she’s thrusting her boobs in your face, you know it’s one of those times. Get the bra off by whatever means possible!”

Or just leave it to us…
“If all else fails, we’re cool with this. Just don’t stand there gormlessly while we do it. Make sure you at least flash us a sexy look as we strip in front of you!”

How To Take Off A Bra

Are you a clasp fumbler? Rose Crompton, bra expert and Sales Assistant at Harmony Adult Store, reveals the secrets to a successful bra removal
One-handed
“This impresses us, mostly because we can’t do it ourselves. Grip the back firmly with the thumb, then use your fore and middle fingers to slide the hooks forward and out. If you fail after two attempts, give up to avoid looking like a dick.”
Two-handed
“This is preferable because it prevents awkward fumbling about. If you need to see what you’re doing, try to cover it up with a bit of neck kissing while you look over her shoulder and figure it all out.”

How To Take Off A Bra

Are you a clasp fumbler? Rose Crompton, bra expert and Sales Assistant at Harmony Adult Store, reveals the secrets to a successful bra removal

One-handed
“This impresses us, mostly because we can’t do it ourselves. Grip the back firmly with the thumb, then use your fore and middle fingers to slide the hooks forward and out. If you fail after two attempts, give up to avoid looking like a dick.”

Two-handed
“This is preferable because it prevents awkward fumbling about. If you need to see what you’re doing, try to cover it up with a bit of neck kissing while you look over her shoulder and figure it all out.”

Elle Richie, 23, Bristol, 34DD

“Don’t act like you’ve never seen boobs before. If you send signals that you’re not sure what to do, she’ll instantly be turned off.
The more turned on she gets, the more you should go for it, and maybe go in for a little nibble. Full-on biting, however, is a big no-no!”

Elle Richie, 23, Bristol, 34DD

“Don’t act like you’ve never seen boobs before. If you send signals that you’re not sure what to do, she’ll instantly be turned off.

The more turned on she gets, the more you should go for it, and maybe go in for a little nibble. Full-on biting, however, is a big no-no!”

Emma McVey, 19, Leeds, 32DD

“Nipples are full of nerve endings, so be gentle and playful. If you do it properly you’ll get the right reaction. 
Be sure to glance up at her when you’re doing your thing: if she’s moaning, you’re doing it right, but if she’s sighing, you’re most certainly not!”

Emma McVey, 19, Leeds, 32DD

“Nipples are full of nerve endings, so be gentle and playful. If you do it properly you’ll get the right reaction.

Be sure to glance up at her when you’re doing your thing: if she’s moaning, you’re doing it right, but if she’s sighing, you’re most certainly not!”

Nina Evans, 22, South London, 34E

“It’s fine to comment on our boobs if they’re impressive, and we’re proud owners, just like guys and your biceps.
Be cheeky, not sleazy, and not timid either. I once had a guy say, ‘I wouldn’t even know where to start with them.’ He never got the chance to!”

Nina Evans, 22, South London, 34E

“It’s fine to comment on our boobs if they’re impressive, and we’re proud owners, just like guys and your biceps.

Be cheeky, not sleazy, and not timid either. I once had a guy say, ‘I wouldn’t even know where to start with them.’ He never got the chance to!”

Holly Gibbons, 25, Eastbourne, 32E

“It’s impressive being able to unclip a bra one-handed without looking, so get practicing.
Once you handle the goods, don’t be startled and shout something like, ‘My God, they’re huge!’ The less said, the better!”

Holly Gibbons, 25, Eastbourne, 32E

“It’s impressive being able to unclip a bra one-handed without looking, so get practicing.

Once you handle the goods, don’t be startled and shout something like, ‘My God, they’re huge!’ The less said, the better!”

Rosie Rees, 21, Stoke-on-Trent, 32E

“Look into our eyes, but don’t look agitated and start biting your lip like you’re nervous; that’s obvious!
Don’t let other hot spots go cold during foreplay, but do pay boobs special attention. You’ll know you’re doing well if the nipples pop out like Anne Hathaway’s!”

Rosie Rees, 21, Stoke-on-Trent, 32E

“Look into our eyes, but don’t look agitated and start biting your lip like you’re nervous; that’s obvious!

Don’t let other hot spots go cold during foreplay, but do pay boobs special attention. You’ll know you’re doing well if the nipples pop out like Anne Hathaway’s!”

Danni Sheehan, 21, Brighton, 34E

“This may sound a little strange, but think of boobs as jelly on a plate and give them a soft little shake: trust me, they won’t break!
Treat them like they’re your favourite sweets you want to suck on, not pieces of meat you want to bite through!”

Danni Sheehan, 21, Brighton, 34E

“This may sound a little strange, but think of boobs as jelly on a plate and give them a soft little shake: trust me, they won’t break!

Treat them like they’re your favourite sweets you want to suck on, not pieces of meat you want to bite through!”

Emma Green, 25, Cardiff, 32DD

“Men, take note: not every girl will think you’re a pig if you stare at their boobs, so treat it like you’re staring at the sun; have a quick peek, then look away.
It won’t hurt to ask the girl how she likes it, either. That way, you may get a cheeky live demo!”

Emma Green, 25, Cardiff, 32DD

“Men, take note: not every girl will think you’re a pig if you stare at their boobs, so treat it like you’re staring at the sun; have a quick peek, then look away.

It won’t hurt to ask the girl how she likes it, either. That way, you may get a cheeky live demo!”

Jocelyn Kay, 20, Cwmbran, 32C

“Here’s a crucial tip: whatever comes into your mind, never compare a girl’s boobs to your ex-girlfriend’s boobs!
Plus, you don’t have to put all your attention on them as it’ll get boring.
Chop and change it. A woman doesn’t want to feel like the best part of a sundae.”

Jocelyn Kay, 20, Cwmbran, 32C

“Here’s a crucial tip: whatever comes into your mind, never compare a girl’s boobs to your ex-girlfriend’s boobs!

Plus, you don’t have to put all your attention on them as it’ll get boring.

Chop and change it. A woman doesn’t want to feel like the best part of a sundae.”

Hollie Sparrow, 20, Hereford, 32E

“Some say guys shouldn’t stare, but if the girl has a good pair of boobs, then why not? It all depends on whether the guy is hot enough to get away with it!
Compliments are good and, if you know the guy well, I don’t see anything wrong with a cheeky motorboat!”

Hollie Sparrow, 20, Hereford, 32E

“Some say guys shouldn’t stare, but if the girl has a good pair of boobs, then why not? It all depends on whether the guy is hot enough to get away with it!

Compliments are good and, if you know the guy well, I don’t see anything wrong with a cheeky motorboat!”